FW: The Jumper

 

 

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From: William C [mailto:engine44r@hotmail.com]
Sent: Thursday, June 28, 2012 6:20 AM
To: Billy Calhoun; dick catton; Diz Dalzell; WAYNE LIVINGSTON
Subject: FW: The Jumper

 

 

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Date: Tue, 26 Jun 2012 13:26:35 -0700
From: browr73@yahoo.com
Subject: Fw: Fwd: Fw: The Jumper
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THE JUMPER

 

Last month a group of bikers were riding west on the A38 when they saw a girl about to jump off The Tamar Bridge, so they stopped.

The Harley leader, George a big burly man of 53, gets off his bike, walks through the gawkers, past the police, and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he didn't want to appear sensitive he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that.

 

And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.

After she's finished, George gets approval from his group, the onlookers, and even the police and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you are wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

The onlookers are still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed!